I guess we need to start Sunday School now . . .

Lauren: Where does God live?

Mom: In Heaven, but God is everywhere.

Lauren: Why is she everywhere?

Andrew: It's a HE, not a SHE!!

Mom: Some people think God is a she, but most people say, "he."

Andrew: What do you say, Mom?

Mom: I usually say "he" because that's what I learned.

Lauren: Can we go to the God church?

Oh my, it's time for these children to start learning about religion. Do they have Sunday school that meets every other Sunday for divorced kids?

Author: Andrew

Once upon a time, there was a bear named Grizzly. That bear lived deep in the woods. One day, Grizzly woke up from a nap. He was really tired and he was ready for dinner.

"Hmmm," Grizzly said, "what should I have for dinner? I should have some fish. What should I have for a drink? How about lake water?"

Then his grandma came over for dinner and brought a dessert, Grizzly's favorite dessert.

"Sorry, Grandma, I already had dinner," said Grizzly, "but we can have dessert together. That honey nut cake with honey nut frosting looks delicious!"

So Grizzly and Grandma munched on cake, read some books together, and went to bed. Then Grandma left.

The End

Things that come from Andrew's mouth . . .

Sunday at lunch time

Mom: Did you have a big breakfast at Grandma and Grandpa's house?

Andrew: We ate pancakes that tasted like chewy rocks. Trust me.


Monday evening, riding in the car

Andrew: Mom, you need two more kids.

Mom: Why?

Andrew: And someone to marry.

Mom: Why?

Andrew: So this whole car can always be filled up with people in every seat.