Andrew: Do you know what you should do tonight, Mom?

Mom: No, what?

Andrew: You should get a grown-up book, a glass of wine and go in the bathtub with a tealight candle on the side of the bathtub.

Mom: That sounds like a good idea. Where did you get this idea?

Andrew: It was on the radio on the way to dad's house. It's a good way to relax after your kids go to bed.

:-)